I will not Murder my Wife

I ❤ my wife dearly. But last night I sat down to play DDo and asked her if she would mind if I played a little music, no reply. I spent yesterday at work trying to stay awake and get something done so I was drained by the time I got home. But I had a set of quests I needed to do to meet my xp goals and I needed a little pick me up.

I fire up some Everclear, Sparkle and Fade. Yes I am old, and playing Everclear always takes me back to a simpler time and fires me up. Almost 30 secs in I hear, “Do you have to play that?”

Hmm No…. Let me find a different track real fast.. Skip to Heroin Girl.

“Not that.”

Okayyyyy, Skip some more tracks and keep getting shut down. Switch to Linkin Park and get shut down. Then I mix things up with different artists and songs but the results are the same “Not that”.

Finally I hear, “Why don’t you just start a show on Netflix?”

I just want to pump up for the xp. I feel drained from work. But I will push on.

Then she gets a message or email or something on her phone, and she has some current top 100-radio song as her notification song. You know the one, it gets stuck in your brain in 2.4 seconds and you would have to cut out your brain and strain it through cheesecloth to get it out. Turns out she has the whole song as the notice and she lets the hole thing play out……… ;'(

It is like when I play I Can’t Decide by the SCISSOR SISTERS. I wake up in a cold sweat days later with that song still playing in the back of my mind.

So even now I can’t say any of the lyrics to her song other then “Tonights the night, and something something something. Tonights the night……”

But it is stuck in the back of my mind wanting to make me scream. This song could be added to the terrorist questioning sound track along with Barrny and “The song that Never Ends.

Even with all that I was able to get most of my goals done and I am on track for 15 on Friday.

If you see this Honey, ❤ you and this is all BS to be funny for a quick post.

Everyone else (totally true story) ☺

6 thoughts on “I will not Murder my Wife

  1. XD hahaha.

    🙂 My sister does it to me all the time when we hang. She starts singing a line from a song, and a few seconds later I find myself singing the same song, even though I didn’t even realize she was singing it 🙂 When I try to do the same to her, she starts singing something else so she won’t get my song stuck in her head.

    🙂 And yes, I get my own ring tone stuck in my head as well. XD

  2. I’m too sexy is THE answer for all your song terrorism issues.

    Btw, curious, why not using headphones? That’s what I do, cuts down on the murder thoughts 😛

  3. See this is why me and this missus our own rooms. When we want to do our own thing without interruptions / play what ever music we like we can. Although more often than not the kids are in with me as they like to watch me play. My daugthers dances to DJ Shiori and my son dances too, on the bed, then falls asleep for a few hours. 🙂

  4. “I fire up some Everclear, Sparkle and Fade. Yes I am old” . . .

    No you are NOT old. . . . and neither am I! lol

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