If something is, then there is a pony of it.
A few weeks ago I started reading the rules of the Internet for inspiration in general. And read that one and instantly started looking for a Samius-pony. But the internet failed me. No Samius-pony.
Until @Clankenbeard saw my tweet and now:
The internet is once again complete, for now!
Samius Gurobo 
Clankenbeard- makin the internets since 1999!
That image is so wrong on so many levels. Are you sitting or standing? Why would a horse have a beard-mane? So many questions.