It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “Brexit & Other Things I Don’t Care About” sub title “New Drafters….. Impossible“

On this weeks podcast Sam gives us the highlights from his most recent PPTQ. Shiver. Scary Scary examples of better lucky then good. Joe asks about brewing around Harness the Storm, Fevered Visions , Jori en, ruin driver  and Sphinx’s Tutelage… Please no.

Oh more Eldritch Moon Spoilers and our thoughts on the goodies and baddies we have seen so far.

We ask if you can take a moment and help Mtgcast, they have really helped get the podcast off the ground.

All this a little Marry, Frack, Kill play and some incite on how freaky Miss Piggy would be in the sack.

Troll On!

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Brisela, Voice of Nightmares
Or Emrew, Breaker of Hearts?

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “Emrakul Revealed” sub title “Triskadekaphobia is simultaneously the best and worst card in standard“

On this weeks podcast Sam’s wanderlust in the Modern world keeps going with this sick Abzan Blink deck from mtggoldfish… We tear in to Joe once again thanks to a Standard brew he sent in for just such treatment.

Mirror Mockery of Saint Traft
4 x angelic purge
4 x clash of wills
4 x reflector mage
4 x fleshbag marauder
4 x benthic infiltrator
4 x elusive spellfist
4 x elusive tormentor
4 x mirror mockery
4 x invocation of saint traft

4 x choked estuary
4 x port town
4 x shambling vent
+ Basics????

We answer the questions to find Which Hall of Famer Travis is, Spoiler alert he is a badass! All this Magic talk and Travis takes Samius to TMNT school!

Troll On!

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows is way worse then Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There is only one light saber fight…

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “On My High Horse” sub title “$600 Worth of Sadness“

On this weeks podcast we look at sideboard options for Sam’s modern deck. Not a lot of good came from that talk however and I ask if you have ideas please send them in to the show. We also look at legacy and the legacy GP from the last weekend. Well we gave it as much time as we felt it was worth talking about at the time.

We ran down the idea of this Standard uw-control list from Channelfireball.com but why don’t we have more dragons in this list again?

Oh Joe sent in a decklist. Travis drops some mill minded knowledge and explains why this is the wrong approach to the mill mindset.

Joe Mill:
4 x surgical extraction
4 x extirpate
2 x tormods crypt
4 x glimpse the unthinkable
2 x archive trap
3 x boomerang
3 x counterbore
3 x void shatter
4 x mana leak
3 x days undoing
2 x ashiok

Special lands
4 x bojuka bog
4 x watery grave
4 x drowned catacombs
4 x choked estuary

And we decide who is the smexist Eldrazi in the land. Hint it is in fact not me… 😥

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No Emma, Emrakul didn’t win…

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “Challenge Yourself to Troll” sub title “Modern is still Shitty“

Oh this episode of 2 Trolls, we once again watch Samius as he flounders in the sea of modern. Ha ha, Trolls can’t swim, Sam.

Dan asks for our take on Talent of the Telepath and Travis stands to attention below the belt while talking about his feelings about the card.

Nathan sends in a possible Altered Ego Standard list. Sam pops wood over an interaction that can’t happen but the list is good, just the same.

All this, Travis talks up the values of living in an apartment complex. Hint it is Milfs… We also play some would you rather with a lovely bit of Hitter trivia for spice. All this and more on this weeks 2 Trolls & a Brew.

Troll On!

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So Emma, what is Travis’ best pickup line?

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “World Turtle Day = Turtle Winning Draft” sub title “Mostly NonStandard Formats“

Oh this episode of 2 Trolls, we brave few venture into realms out of their depth. Well Samius’ anyway. Is it just us or is Altered Ego the real deal? And if it is the real deal where are the temur decks in standard?

Sam once again admits he knows nothing about Commander, although he tries.  Thanks for sending in this sweet list: The Legion of Doom

Travis even helps pull Sam out of the Modern Muck he had found himself in:

modern-GW_tokens
modern-eldrazi-taxes
modern-abzan-company
modern-kiki-chord

All this a look at the Eternal Masters Spoilers we had at the time and a rousing game of All New Flavor Text.

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Did you like this weeks show, Emma?

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “A Magical Visit” sub title “Hot Streak“

Oh this episode of 2 Trolls, our lovable trolls remissness about this past weekend where Travis came to town for a visit. Welcome back to small town no-place-vile. Hope you enjoyed the pancakes….

Oh we also talked about Magic things, like how Samius is really just a dirty cheater, aka is old and gets confused easily. Oops…

We answer a listener Question, “How Many triggers off a sphinx’s tutelage do you need to make day’s undoing a combo kill?” The answer is a weird one.

We look at a couple of CFB decklists,

LSV Bant CoCo
Human Bant CoCo

We also put Travis on the spot for in some Super Would you Rathers..

Troll On!

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Emma, Is Samius a dirty cheat or just dumb?

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “Scooping for Karma” sub title “How Many draw 2s are too Many?”

Oh this episode of 2 Trolls, Samius does really well at Gameday and tell us all about it until he realizes he is a big cheater pants…. Well damn.  On other non-cheatery news we talk about FNM limited and our future or lack there of with Mtgo. We get into a few deck lists and cover our Brain in a Jar Challenge deck ideas.

Travis’ Rakdos Brains

Sam’s Red Brains

Thanks Mathis 

All that we talk run down a sweet one from a listener and we answer question that is the super hero battle match up of our time.

Troll On!

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It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew,  “Long A$$ Weekend” sub title “Silent Observer……” 

Oh this episode of 2 Trolls, Samius lays out the law or the outline as it were. How well did we do? I feel like we nailed it. Let us know.  We talk about how Travis did at States over the weekend as well as how much of the PT we watched as well as the fall out from the pay changes on appearance fees. I know WotC has rolled those changed back for now but it was a big part of the show.

We look at a couple of Brain in the Jar lists
mono-blue-brains – thanks for selling out of Brains in a Jar
Dan’s List

All this and we cover “Enter the Battlefield” (spoiler alert – it was great watch it), finding alternate win cons and another email from Mathias.

Oh and it is Travis’ turn to stump Samius at the flavor text game. Do I fall or rise in glory?

Troll On!

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Emma, Was this a good episode?