2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 102 “Popeye Stompy”

October 7, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Popeye Stompy” subtitle “The Big Loser 😦”

Welcome to this week’s 2 Trolls. It is all about the pirates. Namely these nuts.

I share my bad beats at the draft. 😦

Speaking of nuts, this week’s Troll TrollStar is Mia Khalifa, as requested by Bilal. Doing some Googleing around think this girl is a real pirate. Well at least she is known for her treasure chests…. I will try and make a booty joke for the last image but really she is just stealing all her kisses. Which is pirate enough for me.

Walk the plank? Dive off the plank to answer this Siren Call!

Frank’s FNM winning list. Great start, But not very Travisy I guess…

Troll On!

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I just want to say, it is a lot harder to find clean gifs for an adult film person then I would have thought. Wish I had a treasure map to the booty of PG13 gifs of Mia… It was harder then eating an ice-cream cone by the pool but there was a shiver in my timber during the treasure hunt.

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 101 “Prerelease Ixalan”

September 30, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Prerelease Ixalan” sub title “Dino-Might!”

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Sweet 101. All about those sealed events.

4-4, Just gross.

Oh, this week’s TrollStar is Charlize Theron. So many totally worth looking at Gifs to choose from but I would lose my PG13 rating if I shared. Thanks to listener Ben the the suggestion.

So the show, Travis updates us on Project salty pants. I assume that judge looks like this!

The rest of the show was lolz goodness that will make you.

Okay, Maybe not that much happy dance.

Remember that Oct1 is the Arena’s big Modern PPTQ. If you can, make the drive. It will be great.

Reminder for the Arena’s Upcoming PPTQ

Troll On!

Charlize, while listening to this weeks show. No Lie.

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 100 “Dinosaurs Bro”

September 22, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Dinosaurs Bro” sub title “I need some Cookie”

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We did it, Show 100. Yep Masters of the ear-verse. We are the best.

Other than Travis’ New Troll out the other Judge list and a few cards to look for in your pool this weekend we mostly just BSed and did what we trolls do. Joke.

Travis’ Troll the Judge Deck

Oh, this week’s TrollStar is Zooey Deschanel. Your welcome.

Reminder for the Arena’s Upcoming PPTQ

Troll On!

Just Remember as trolls.

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 99 “Lightning Strike”

September 16, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Lightning Strike” sub title “Bye Emma”

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Werds Troll Bros and Ladies,

We do a little shop talk, Look at the upcoming spoilers and talk about how kids these days don’t know how to walk…

What we are not the most 100% on topic people.

The Floor is WEAK!

Troll On!

Here are all 74 Emma Stone Gifs we have used over the first 99 show to say good thanks for all the fish Emma.

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Did you watch the semifinals match where Yam had the win and went into combat with 6 points of sorcery speed burn spells and a Hazoret in play with Paulo at 11?

What is your Non-GP plans, Emma?

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 97 “2HG Sealed”

September 1, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “2HG Sealed” sub title “New Card Game”

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Werd Trolls,

This will Travis wants to brew and has a new list. Well a list short list anyway…

As promised, Here is what i (Samius) played last week in testing. Better but still not a good enough.

Mardu Pack?

Troll On!
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Demonic Pact?

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 96 “Fronter is Hard”

August 25, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Frontier is Hard” sub title “Asleep at the Wheel”

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Werd Trolls,

Not a lot of notes this week. No good new deck lists. Thought my Frontier list might be good. But the mana is just so hard… Here is a pic anyway. Might just move to bant humans. IDK…

Any chance there is a gif summing up the mana in my frontier deck? Nailed it.

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 95 “Drive Safely”

August 18, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Drive Safely” sub title “Missing GenCon”

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Werd Trolls,

Sweet Travis Pic.

Thought Kathmandu was a City? Not a feeling when i look at Travis???

In other news this week’s show was a hoot to tape. Be safe if your traveling and hunt Travis down if you are going to the GP!

Oh deck Lists.

What is your Non-GP plans, Emma?

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 94 “Hazoret loves Charbelcher”

August 10, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “Hazoret loves Charbelcher” sub title “Ready for Denver”

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Good day everyone, this week’s show is a love letter to a format I just don’t care about. Oh and a new standard list for you all to eat up.

I am not a lip reading master but I think he is saying” Hazoret loves Charbelcher”

Adam Sandler?

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 93 “The Money Walk”

August 4, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “The Money Walk” sub title “Guest #Poo?”

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This week our Magic Finance guy, Sean, joins us for a little money and magic talk. If you want to ask Sean a question directly his Twitter is boostntofu.

Enjoy and Troll On!

Did you watch the semifinals match where Yam had the win and went into combat with 6 points of sorcery speed burn spells and a Hazoret in play with Paulo at 11?

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 92 1&b “The Payoffs Never Came”

July 28, 2017 by samiusgurobo

It’s time again for another exciting episode of 2 Trolls & a Brew, “The Payoffs Never Came” sub title “Norin was in exile last week. “

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This week at least was different. Due to a quick call our intro was subverted all kinds of weird. And happened to put the show on a different angle then our normal show.

AKA, good?

Sweet Norin from last week?

I still don’t understand modern, like at all. But i have the most insane migraine of a stack of cards to maybe play this weekend. Wish me luck.

Enjoy and Troll On!

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Category Archives: Magic the Gathering

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 102 “Popeye Stompy”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 101 “Prerelease Ixalan”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 100 “Dinosaurs Bro”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 99 “Lightning Strike”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 97 “2HG Sealed”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 96 “Fronter is Hard”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 95 “Drive Safely”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 94 “Hazoret loves Charbelcher”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 93 “The Money Walk”

2 Trolls & a Brew – ep 92 1&b “The Payoffs Never Came”